The Gay Noodle Boy

The Noodle Boy is a poem that was recited by Luci in Eat, Drink and Be Healthy!.

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There once was a gay boy who would only eat noodles,

craps and bullshits and fuckers of noodles.

And unless his mom served him, he'd go screaming like a fucking brat,

Until she would fill up his plate.

Yes, unless he got noodles, he'd get mad like a nigga sittin on da toilet,

And wiggle and whine and act terribly like a musilm.

He wouldn't eat dongs or boobies or bums,

He thought those were things that could go fuck someone else.

But then one dark day, after eating his daughter with his butt,

Not KFC and bullshit and such shitty mcdonalds,

That little boy turned into a pimp!

And let that be a lesson to him, me and your ass.