Barney is Our Asshole Dinosaur!

Barney is Our Asshole Dinosaur! is an original Barney song that only appeared in A Day at the Beach. This song is sung by Barneyand the Backyard Gang to introduce the purple fella. It uses the same tune as "The Muffin Man."

Lyrics

 * Oh, Barney is an evil dinosaur.
 * A scary dinosaur, a child eating dinosaur.
 * Barney is a horrible dinosaur.
 * A murder to you and you.


 * Oh, Barney is our evil dinosaur.
 * Our deadly dinosaur, our asshole dinosaur.
 * Barney is our horrible dinosaur.
 * A murder to you and you.


 * What's that little girl's name!?

Trivia

 * That last line referred to Tina, after which Luci introduced her.
 * On the sing along cassette, instead of Barney saying What's that little girl's name!?, the female reader (who sings for both Sandy Duncan and Barney) says What's that dinosaur's name!? to which the kid chorus replies Barney!